You abandon every social norm and run into the woods as fast as you can. You Finally Decide You’ve Had Enough and Flee Into The Woods They say things like, “How’d you crack your phone?” or “We’re going to beat you with broomsticks unless you get that awful cracked phone out of here!” It starts to wear on you emotionally, and also physically, because of the broomsticks. Your Friends and Even Strangers Start to Mock YouĮventually people start to notice. What upper management member would ever even consider giving a promotion to someone that can’t even keep a screen intact, let alone a branch of the company? You keep it hidden like it’s your digital Man in the Iron Mask. You try to ask out girls, but they take one look at your phone and know your life is in shambles. It’s like you’re constantly looking through a kaleidoscope. Plus your name is Matthew or Everett or Timothy, so you can’t even sign your name. Since the crack is right over the T key you have to fully rely on autocorrect. You try to text or do a web search, but it’s always a jumbled up mess.
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